malfuck


a word to use if you’re sick of taking the time to say motherf-cker. plus it just has a better ring to it, and is superior to the cr-ppy gangsta version mofu.
scenrio with motherf-cker:
some -sshole cuts you off on the highway. you lean out the window and yell “motherf-cker!” at him and by the time you finished yelling motherf-cker he has thrown a tire iron at our head, knocking you out, and you crash and die.

scenrio with malf-ck:
same thing happens on the highway. you lean out and yell “malf-ck!” and have time to squeze back into the window while a tire iron goes zooming past your head. you run the son-of-a-b-tch off the road.

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