malgorath
a person who puts tomato slices into gl-sses of water at public restaurant.
scotty went full malgorath when he put the tomato slice from his hamburger into his gl-ss of water at fat bottom bettys.
a closet h-m-s-xual.
person 1: why does scotty always get so giddy around brandon.
person 2: i’m pretty sure he’s a malgorath
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