Malibu Hop


it’s where two guys find a freshly dead girl. one guy stands on a high place, and the other guy puts his mouth over the girl’s v-g-n-. once both parties are ready, the guy from the high place jumps down, and all the guts fly into the other guy’s mouth/body.
mom, jimmy didn’t die from a car accident, he engaged in a malibu hop…i’m scared.

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