Malidew
an alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/3 mountain dew and 2/3 malibu rum. common among douchebags who love to drink it out of gym shaker cups, blare edm and bands like 3oh!3 inside of a canary yellow v6 mustang, with shades on at 7:30 at night, and say they “slay the p-ssy.” also common among underage women and men who can’t drink an alcoholic beverage above a 3.0% abc.
douche #1: “hey jed what are we drinking tonight?”
douche #2: “i don’t know travis, all i’ve got is this mountain dew and malibu.”
douche #2: “h-ll yeah that’s perfect to
be complete douchebags with!”
douche #1 “f-ck yeah, malidew crew 4 lyfe!”
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alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part malibu coconut rum and 2 parts mountain dew. this drink is highly popular amongst the underaged drinking crowd. when ordered at a bar or requested at a party or gala event, it is an immediate red flag indicating the need for the bar tender to ask to see an alternative form of id.
hopeful guy: hey there, i want to buy you a drink, whatcha sippin on?
trampy underaged girl: omg i’m drinking a malidew, its like totally my favorite drink ever in the whole world!!
hopeful guy: how old did you say you were again??
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