Malingestment
-a play on words referring to the word ‘malinvestment’. whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.
those vodka shots were a malingestment. vomits-.
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