Mall Carney


a person who works in a kiosk down the center of a shopping mall selling, e.g., neck warmers, cell phone covers, crocs, teeth whitening services, etc.
don’t make eye contact with the mall carney, or you’ll end up owning hair styling tools you don’t want.

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