mall crawl


a session, usually lasting at least an afternoon, sometimes stretching into a weekend, of compulsively going from one store to another, either to browse or to buy. sometimes followed up by m-ss merchanditis and accompanied by a credit card overload or a bank account drain.
adam: are you going for anonther mall crawl?
eve: sure – yesterday was just the warm-up for today. notice i hardly bought anything yesterday?

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