mall-haul
lavish or m-ssive amount of items purchased at a shopping center or mall and returned home. popular term among tween or teen girls who report all the items they purchased or purchased for them to their friends.
my 11 year old daughter posted a video on you tube telling all her friends about her mall-haul.
a large number of expensive and extravagant items purchased at a commercial shopping facility.
“wow, what a mallhaul…all those packages and bags of things i purchased as holiday gifts!…filled the entire trunk…”
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