mall hipster


see mallgoth/mall goth

obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they’re incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says “free spirit” or something.
person a: omg look at those mallgoths what is this, 2004?
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters

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