mall mansons


same as spooky kids. the roughly 12-17 year old crowd perpetually lurking in the mall. trying hard to look goth. claims everything/everyone else is “mainstream” even though they bought their gear at hot topic and other chain stores.
named for marilyn manson.
“oh look at that mall manson over there! i dare you to go tell him that in 5 years he’s gonna look back and be embar-ssed about that face paint.”

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