Mall rape
when mall vendors try to sell you their product and stop at nothing. this includes grabbing you, verbally har-ssing you, and blocking your way from leaving until you buy it.
vendor: hey you! you look like you’re in need of a hair straightener!
woman: no thanks, i really can’t stay…
-vendor grabs woman’s arm-
woman: what are you doing?
vendor: please, let me show you!
woman: no! get off!
-vendor releases her arm and grabs her hand leading her over to his booth-
vendor: your hair will be silky smooth..
-straightens her hair-
vendor: how many will you buy?
woman: ..ugh… if you let me leave i’ll buy one..
vendor: sold!
woman: that was such a mall rape.
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