Mallet Dick


when it’s wider around than it is thick. as this prevents actuall penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet d-ck.
lady: d-mn he hit me with his mallet d-ck last night, i’m sore from my knees to my belly b-tton

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