Mallflower


an upper-cl-ss, teenage girl who wh-r-s herself out at the local shopping mall in exchange for expensive designer clothing, shoes and accessories.
girl 1: “oh my god! look at her skirt! she is totally a mallflower.”
girl 2: “totally.”

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