Mallorbation
the act of mallorbating, to mallorbate.
masturbation without the use of the hands. using only ones eyes to receive pleasure from them self.
guy #1- “dood whats going on?”
guy #2- “dun worry about it”
guy #1- “but you aren’t using your hands!”
guy #2- “i know 😉 i’m mallorbating”
only mallory can do the act of mallorbation.
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