malloria


a s-xually transmitted disease which results in the growth of genitals on ones face. this disease is not usually fatal unless it spreads to the throat or brain. it is named after mallory, the girl who showed the first case of it in 2008.
-note: not to be confused with malaria
bob: aww man i didnt use protectin last night with that random chick
sam: ahh sh-t man!!! you could have malloria!
bob: oh god no, please no no no.

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