Maln


a secret word for true cougars only used by the truest malns. you know you are someones mate when they call you a maln.

originated from the ancient word ‘man’
maln #1: “hey maln, how are ya maln?”
maln #2: “good thanks maln. wanna get some puss maln?”
maln #1: “sh-t yeah maln! you’re a f-kn legend maln.
maln #2: “i love being a maln”
maln #1: “me too maln, me too.”

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