maloni
v., – 1. the act of failing to perform essential personal and professional responsibilities. 2. m-ss consumption of any food product containing carbohydrates, pot-ssium, lard, meat, bacon, pork or noodles. -ing -ed synoniums – lazy, gluttonous, hedonistic
bob is maloni in that job!
good grief! sam just did malonied that buffet!
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