Malpractitioner
1) any physician, surgeon, practioner, or doctor who prescribes a patient medication of which the side effects/withdrawl symptoms they know nothing about and/or are just playing dumb to save their license, after the patient has told them that:
a) the medication is not working
b) the medication is doing the opposite of what it is supposed to.
or:
c) if the patient has requested to be taken off and/or weaned off any medication and the physician/surgeon/practioner/doctor ups the dose, instead of taking the dose down, and/or sneakily gives the patient another drug of the same cl-ss while telling the patient that it is something completely different!
d) any physician/surgeon/practioner/doctor who completely cuts off a patient’s “narcotic” medication without weaning them off, and without researching/knowing the possible neurotoxic side effects of said prescribed medication.
situation 1:
doctor’s visit #1:
office is laden with posters which give the symptoms of depression.
patient: “i’m depressed.”
doc: “i’ll book you in with our psychologist, and start you on an s.n.r.i anti-depressant”
–patient then takes drug for a few months and ends up in hospital for several suicide attempts–
doctor’s visit #2:
patient: “i’m sure you’ve been made aware of my attempts at suicide. seems these s.n.r.i.’s are giving me adverse effects. i would like to come off of them please.”
doc: “yes, i have recieved that information. i will wean you off of them.”
doc then gives the patient the same dose as before and tops it off with another drug in about the same cl-ss s.s.r.i.’s, instead of weaning patient off medication.
situation 2:
patient is prescribed “narcotic” medication for daily function, goes to a party, gets dosed on ghb and ends up in hospital. doctor gets word of this, then cuts off all medication “(patient is a drug addict)” necessary for daily living and function. patient’s brain suffers neurotoxic withdrawl. doctor says they know nothing about “neurotoxic withdrawl.”
that’s a malpract-tioner in the works!
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