malteaser
a word for people that have brown hair but act in a way -ssociated with blonde people.
for the record – the way you act has nothing at all to do with your hair colour. it’s just a slang saying i hear a lot.
my mate’s malteaser, she picked up a clump of nettles, her explaination: “i thought they were my bag”
a brunette girl, but with a very blonde mind. therefor being brown on the outside, blonde inside.
shes a total malteaser, brunette but thick as a blonde
a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has “blonde moments”
eg, a brunette walks into a gl-ss door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a “blonde moment” cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser
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