Maltese Mud Cannon
a s-xual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his j-ps eye a few times then begins to m-st-rb-t-, the second takes a sh-t into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to m-st-rb-t- and j-zzes out sh-tty man s-m-n into the mouth of the first
edward: yo ek you h-rny?
ek: i kinda really need a sh-t
edward: im so h-rny, hows about a maltese mud cannon
ek: oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery sh-t
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