mama’s boy

1.some loser who takes orders from his mom constantly like a little b-tch.
2.someone who should grow a d-ck and get laid.
me:yo man where u goin?
mama’s boy: i gotta go shave my mom’s legs or else she gonna gimme 30 lashes.
me: what the f-ck man stop being a mama’s boy.

1. a grown -ss man who tells his momma every d-mn thing.
2.a man who cant keep a woman because his mommas jealous of his girlfriends, and acts like she his wife;the girlfriend is the other woman.
3. a man that wont take his mouth away from his mommas t-tty and let go!!
we cant even have a relationship, cause he’s such a d-mn mama’s boy, if i fart to loud he runs back and tell his momma;then she call here starting sh-t.
p-ssy -ss b-tch who is too f-cking stupid to separate the difference between his “darling” momma and gf/wife. acts b-tchier than any female born v-g-n-. gets so d-mn confused with the notion that he stays pratically married to his fat f-cking momma instead of his gf/wife. what a f-ckin wimp. wtf need i say moreee?
mama’s boy; (thinks to self)
my momma will always love me regardless of how much of a p-ssy b-tch i am…..feed me, cloth me, suck her t-tties instead of my gf/wife…..

gf/wife; (says out loud)
hey honey no disrespect but why dont you just marry and f-ck your momma too

a guy who acts tough but when alone with his mother is a real pansy -ss b-tch. says mommy my head hurts come pick me up from school cause i can’t make it through the day anymore. then the mother comes and gets the b-tch cause he’s a p-ssy.
i’m a little mama’s boy.
sephiroth
sephiroth is such a mama’s boy.
a man who loves his mother more then his girlfriend or any other woman in his life.

on some real talk tho any woman that get’s mad at a man who loves his mother needs to know her f-cking place.

if you ask any man they always put mom before girlfriend cuz with out his mom he wouldent even be there.

rose “chris why you always going to help your mom insted of being with me

chris “..what? b-tch you dident raise me!! rose you need to learn your f-cking place you will never come before my mother and that how it is…clean up this d-mn house.

rose “you are such a mama’s boy”

chris “and your fat now shut the f-ck up. ill be back in 2 hours.”

ha lol
a grown -ss man who tells his momma every d-mn thing.
2.a man who cant keep a woman because his mommas jealous of his girlfriends, and acts like she his wife;the girlfriend is the other woman.
3. a man that wont take his mouth away from his mommas t-tty and let go!!

is what somebody else wrote true
mama’s boy: he lies to her all the time making him look like he has a halo and i am the bully when u lie u have to have a good memory plus a lie stands on one leg the truth on two. he’s lived w/ me for over 5yrs and calls her every day every d-mn day. she let him suck his thumb until he was six! she’s old and gross 74 has smoked for 51 years she wonders why her skin looks like sh-t compared to my mom’s whose is perfect. she’s just gross bf smokes and is unemployed a loser sorry i am writing so much needed to ventilate yes i am working on a plan to leave him so he can go back to ky and suck on her t-tties 4evah.

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