Mambriz
matthew ambriz also known as mambriz is known quite well for the being the “hot sh-t hipster” on the westside. always dressed in filthy apparel, matthew frequents acid washed jeans, trendy thrift store shirts, a pair of fake ray bans and occasionally a hat. beside his hipster attire is his super cool fixed gear bike, half stolen parts and half salvaged from previous “fixies”. although many might think mambriz a slob or a sleaze, mathew’s c-cky att-tude some how manages to get him his d-ck sucked after a bike ride or two or maybe while chillin at a cool high school party. even if you haven’t encountered the almighty mambriz, you will probably see him around whether you’re listening to smoke weed rap, taking a stroll on your cool bike or getting krunk at a local jardy.
cool kid 1: “who’s that cool hipster in the neon shorts vintage nike shirt?”
cool kid 2: “hah, thats mambriz dumb-ss.”
bike kid 1: “that bike is f-ckin’ tight.”
bike kid 2: “yeeee, mambriz tight”
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