Mamil Toe


a mamil toe occurs when a mamil (middle aged man in lycra, i.e. cyclist) is wearing pants so tight that his genitalia are practically exposed.
i was getting a lot of smiles at the bike shop, then i realized it was because i was sporting a mean mamil toe.

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