mammal toe

the male version of a women’s camel toe. a guy is wearing such tight pants that you can see each of his nuts.
did you see rick in those tight pants? he had some serious mammal toe going on!
the unfortunate circ-mstance in which a man is wearing pants so tight that his t-st-cl-s form the male version of camel toes.
look at the mammal toe on burt. the dumb -ss must have put on his sister’s pants.
is the male equivalent of a cameltoe or camel toe. this occurs when a mans pants are so tight that his genetalia is either bisected as with nut cutters, or it can be clearly observed which side he dresses to.
“eww, that guy has total mammaltoe”
similar to a cameltoe, only for men. it’s not so much a wedgie as it is your underwear riding up while the front of your pants ride down, but it’s still insanely annoying.
guy: i hate these freaking pants! everytime i wear them i end up fixing my mammaltoe the entire rest of the night
the male version of the camel-toe. also known as a man-gina the fat between a man’s legs making it look kind of like a woman’s fat vag.
that man has a mammal-toe! look at that v!!!!!!!!
a man who has a cameltoe.
that guy’s pants were so tight you could see his mammal-toe!
the male version of a cameltoe
oh snap, i threw up in my mouth….did you see that dudes mammaltoe?

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