mammary suffocation
covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat–ss male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in asphyxiation.
a common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, bdsm, cowgirl stylecoitus and c-ckb–b sandwiches.
as mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves br–sts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, b–bies,etc.) of bat-sh-t epic proportions.
in recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. an unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.
see also: hindenburg disaster, for whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, hooker headlock
jim: “bro, helga has such a big rack. i could motorboat those all day everyday.”
bob: “you say that now, but everyone else who’s tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation.”
jim: “awesome. i’m in.”
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