man agony


the feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

or, your boyfriend’s hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.
i have a bad case of man agony.

wow, have you seen her today? she’s struggling with some real man agony.
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