man bag tragedy
a man bag tragedy occurs when
a, you find yourself purchasing one.
b, when man bag strap becomes an over the shoulder boulder holder
c, when a young man of a chavvy attire accompanies his outfit with a small bag that has capacity for the essentials.
d, when an addidas tracksuit is accompanied by an addidas man bag, a polo and a nos balloon.
e, pretending to not care when wearing a man bag that does nothing to contribute to your masculinity
‘oh that man bag looks so cool’
‘dont suppose youve got a manpon in your man bag’
steve ‘hey that man bag is so much better than mine’ james ‘yes it really brings out the colour in my puff’
‘hey look theres an undercover h-m- with a man bag tragedy’
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