man boobs


moobs……
man, he has b–bs…
you morons are all f-cking stupid. gynecomastia comes in two forms, one is caused by obesity where sometimes the fat stores in the chest area, creating br–sts in fat men. the other one is caused by a hormone imbalance in men that causes breast tissue to form underneath the nipple area, so even if you are skinny, you can have big b–bs. don’t feel bad if you have it, as there is a cure. most plastic surgeons generally charge $1000-$5000 dollars to do a glandular excision and/or liposcution in that area, removing them.
many celebrities have it too, like simon cowell, for example.
don’t let anybody push you down for having man b–bs. beat their -sses or something for twisting your nipples, that’s the only way they learn.
contrary to popular belief, not all manb–bs are caused by fat. some men are naturally born with higher amounts of estrogen then others and once they hit p-b-rty start growing actual breast tissue. in fact, almost 1/3 of evry male has some form of it, though it may not be noticable.

but yes, most manb–bs are just fat on overweight people.
king tut had manb–bs caused by estrogen. i saw it on discovery health channel.
large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze
dave . . . are you on hormone replacement therapy or something because they are f-cking m-ssive
br–sts on a man, either caused by being overweight or having a hormonal imbalance.
check out the man b–bs on liam r! he needs a bra!
dude: hey, liam, you need a bra, man.
liam r: actually, i’m wearing one, just underneath my third roll of fat! wanna see?
large br–sts found on fat male earthenoids. whether or not they contain milk is not known. no one has the guts to check.
daniel’s manb–bs scared the sh-t out of me in the changeroom.
you get man b–bs when you eat a lot of food. then you become fat, then all of a sudden pfffft!!! man b–bs.
holy cr-p! those are some big man b–bs!

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