Man City
manchester city football club, now the richest football club in the world. owned by billionaires who think that they are playing football manager rather than actually running a football team. they are paying ridiculous amounts of money for mediocre players, and generally ruining football. but they didn’t sign kaka, because kaka actually has some sense. hopefully they will fail miserably along with the rest of the overpaid -rs-holes in the premiership.
news reporter: “and in football news, man city have made an £18 million bid for t-tus bramble”
real football fan: -slaps head-
a rather sad, under-achieving football club in manchester uk. not to be confused with it’s highly successful and glamorous local rival, manchester united.
fans are called bitters due to bilious sentiment towards almost everything. seeming obsession with city boundaries in order to desperately (and wrongly) designate their more successful etc., rival, not from manchester.
things not to mention. how long is has been since city won the english t-tle (this is 32 years in 2007)
club is owned by thai businessman and ex-politician with questionable human rights record (see amnesty international), dr thaksin shinawatra. managed (coached) by a peripatetic and priapismic swede, sven goran erikkson. a marriage made in heaven, no ?.
“i see man city lost again”
“oh yes, it’s sat-rday, isn’t it”
a big club on the big stage, they have m-ssive potential. they are a huge gigantic enormous club. most of their supporters come from the town of stockport though.
my name is bertie magoo
i am a bitter blue,
my club is very big,
my w-lly is very small,
and that is all.
man city are a soccer(football) team in england who are the rivals of man united
man city won there last game
man city are going to win against man united
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