Man Clit
a hemorrhoid that hangs out of a man’s -n-s which has the appearance of a woman’s cl-toris. note: rubbing may cause irritation, not -rg-sm.
girlfriend: let’s try some -n-l play tonight.
boyfriend: ok i’ll get you lubed up.
girlfriend: no, i meant let’s play with your b-tt.
boyfriend: well, i suppose (turns and bends over)
girlfriend: what the h-ll is that?!
boyfriend: that’s my man cl-t, b-tch!
a male reproductive disorder caused by morbid obesity causing the pubic area to expand outwards with fat thus hiding the shaft of the p-n-s and barely showing the glans (head). this results in the appearance of a cl-toris.
maurice is so fat that his p-n-s is hiding and all you can see is his head, can you say mancl-t?
an insult aimed at a guy, telling him that he’s both effeminate and has a small p-n-s. basically comparing his p-n-s to a cl-toris.
dude you’re so gay.
yeah, well at least i don’t have a man-cl-t. oh snap!
a tiny p-n-s that looks like a women’s cl-toris.
when egon dropped his pants, his girlfriend laughed at the size of his man cl-t.
a overgrown cl-t that looks like a giant furry c-ck.
i sucked that mancl-t until she came all over my chin.
the part of an uncirc-mcised p-n-s that is located just on the underside of the head.
she sucked at giving head, she didn’t even mind my man cl-t.
a male with a p-n-s so small it could be mistaken for a cl-toris
that dude’s d-ck is so small it must be a man cl-t.
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