man crush monday
revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a monday.
my man crush monday is jesus christ, i’ll go gay for jesus.
a day made up by closeted gay men who aren’t ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their h-m-erotic desires for more than 6 days a week.
oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude’s body? i totally beat off to him today — no h-m-, though, because it’s man crush monday!
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