Man Cry


to feel the need to cry, however being a man you only let one tear fall down your cheek.
guy 1: dude did you see bruce willis’ man cry at the end of armageddon?

guy 2: h-ll yeah! it was awesome.
to be emotionally or physically sad enough you feel the need to cry, but don’t because you’re a man.
wow, geoff looks stressed, like he’s about to man cry.
1. when a person experiences all of the physiological and emotional changes (i.e., body chills, runny nose, heightened awareness of one’s throat and chest, and/or feelings of sadness) that typically occur when one cries without any obvious external signs to inform others.
i must admit that the movie changeling was responsible for initiating a man cry. my wife and others present, however, were completely oblivious to my state of being.
a manly cry, not un-manly at all. a cry in which the man sheds a tear but does not make any noise. some say the man cry is a myth, it has however been proven by many to be real.
if you are emotionally hurt by a friend of the opposite s-x, you man cry.

if your turtle dies, you man cry.
when a man sits down and crys for a minimum of 5 minutes about something he doesn’t want anyone else to know.
bobby: where were you at lunch yesterday?

dave: oh sorry. don’t tell anyone, but i had myself a man-cry about jenny.
to cry while still making yourself feel like a manly. there are two types, yelling into a pillow, or just getting teared up and staying away from people. can be done with or without tears.
after she stood me up and her friends told me she was after another guy i buried my face in my pillow and let out a mancry for a few minutes
man cry – when you are watching a certain part of a movie or something emotional happens in your life and you shed tears – it makes you feel like a girl but you can’t help it
he – trying to cover a sniffling sound – wet stuff out of eye sockets – his man cry
she – honey, are you crying?
he – i got something stuck in my eye

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