Man Hell
a place dedicated only to straight men in the after life where they must face each and every “man sin” they committed while alive and receive some sort of penance.
-finish a whole keg during a keg stand in man h-ll for every girly cosmo type drink bought at a bar for oneself. note: drinking them at a party where it’s free or to get laid is acceptable as long as in a red cup.
-being a one man nfl team vs the 1985 bears in man h-ll because you have a bruise/cut and can’t play tackle football with your friends.
-fight against a champion pit bull in a dog fight ring dressed in a steak suit in man h-ll because you bought a cute, little puppy..unacceptable!
you get the idea… so don’t be a p-ssy!!!
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