man light
a light fixture which is turned on to cast a sufficient amount of light in one’s immediate area to emphasize the heteros-xual nature of time spent together by two or more males.
under no circ-mstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered “mood lighting”. propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.
typically used when watching tv or during a man date.
hey dude, turn on a man light or two when you get those beers.
highlights in a man’s hair.
sally: that guy has some blonde streaks in his hair. wanda: oh honey! those are manlights!
everitt, i see you had your manlights touched up this weekend at the salon.
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