man love thursday

the term used to describe middle eastern men and their activities the night before friday, the muslim day of rest. in traditional muslim countries women are not seen on the streets after dark so men rule the night. -n-l s-x for many muslim men is not seen as h-m-s-xual. as the -n-s is used for pleasure. after their thursday night adventures the men return home and act as if nothing ever happened.
while driving back to base we were visually accosted by the sight of a full blown man love thursday.
a weekly outbreak of h-m-s-xuality taken place by afghan boys and men right before their one day weekend. used to describe a h-m-s-xual act with friends, co-workers, family, etc. that you normally wouldn’t do, except on thursdays.
“roger, i hate you, except on man love thursdays ;)”
“i would so f-ck u today if it was man love thursday”
“anthony is gay for jorge, and it’s not man love thursday!!!”
“jonathan is gay… super gay on man love thursdays”

manlove thursday is the day when men (in particular, local nationals and tcns) at forward operating bases in iraq freely engage in man-on-man action. due to the middle east “weekend” being friday and sat-rday, it is thought that the manlove is preferred on thursday because it is their “friday”, and is a fun way to start to their “weekend”. further testament to this, ask any soldier who has been deployed in iraq, and they will tell you that every friday the iraqis strangely smell very strongly of b.o. and b-tthole.
soldier 1 – “dude, it’s quiet today…. where are all the iraqis?”

soldier 2 – “oh, don’t you know? it’s manlove thursday. they’re all at a bareback party down at shisha cafe, playing dominos and hide the falafel.”