man of mystery
this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a d-ck like object or a freind, and get the h-ll out of there. this is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during s-x. she might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. the best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. (this action actually cl-ssifies it as a teleporter as if you just telported outside the window)
i was so drunk last night i had to pull the man of mystery on some uggo, hahaha i got todd to get the sloppy seconds.
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