man on the moon
a person who is not an outcast but different from everyone else. a unique person, different in a good way.
that guy in the corner is a man on the moon heard he was actually really cool.
neil armstrong stepped onto the moon’s surface, in the sea of tranquility, at 0256 gmt, on 21 july 1969.
we can put a man on the moon, but can we put one on (here insert the name of the person you want to make fun of)?
when having s-x with a chick and you are doing her from behind, right before you “finish”, you take a flag with your name on it and stick it into her -ss hole and as you finish you yell out “i’m the man on the moon!”.
guy1: “last night i conquered new territory, i took that fine -ss home and planted my flag!”
guy2: “dayam man! you pulled a man on the moon on her -ss!”
when in the process of showing someone your -ss aka “mooning”, you proceed to tuck your p-n-s so it pokes out between your -ss cheeks. thus the p-n-s is the man who’s hanging out on the moon.
hah! how do you like my man on the moon!
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