man paste
1. a thick, white, sticky fluid projecting from a man’s 1 pound of dangling fury upon a woman’s face thus fusing her lips together.
2. using a human male instead of a horse to make elmers glue in order to cut costs.
“she looks like she needs a face full of man paste”
see man custard
indian food usually comes served with a liberal portion of man paste
s-m-n, -j-c-l-t-, love juice
during a male -rg-sm manpaste comes from the male organ of copulation
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