man-pet
1. any male human being, particularly any metros-xual man, serving as a pet, usually to rich gay men, fussy old queens, or, occ-ssionally, to a dominatrix.
“hey steve! check out my new man-pet! isn’t he adorable?!”
2 more definitions
obsequious male who sniffs after a suitor, male or female, who is way out of his league who will be expected to put up with all of the drudgery of a relationship with none of the benefits, most pointedly without any s-x. he will be called upon to act as pyschotherapist, answer 4am phone calls, and provide transportation at a moments notice, without any complaints whatsoever.
woman 1: “do you guys do it?”
woman 2: “are you kidding, of course not, he’s just a man pet!”
when a guy goes to get his nail done by asians.
“dude, i totally saw kyle getting a manpet as the salon today!”
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