man-pooch
large acc-malation of fat above a man’s genitalia where it looks like a seperate mound of fat aside from the stomach.
brett: hey, check out that tweedle dee looking motherf-cker over there wearing those tight -ss jeans.
gabe: yeah, he shouldn’t wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.
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