man-shit

1: a t-rd of remarkable girth and length. usually emotes the bearer to a sense of elevated pride and pathos towards his fellow man. the specimen is one worthy of at least a second look and brief ponderence. because of its’ rarity, another natural consideration is to share its’ marvel with a significant other prior to flushing. 2: a t-rd of mythical proportions.
jen quizzically entered with coat hanger in hand while tom stood bewildered by his magnificent man-sh-t challenging him to flush the toilet.
activities of particular manliness that are usually unacceptable for a woman to be doing. usually referred to when one is asked what he is doing.
man 1: hey, where are you going?
man 2: i’ve got man sh-t to do.
man 1: what’s man sh-t?
man 2: punching people, running the country… y’know, man sh-t.
(n) 1. activities, events, or interests typically enjoyed by the american male. 2. the materials, supplies, or equipment used in or related to the activities, events, or interests commonly enjoyed by the american male.
our day that involved drinking beer, killing animals, and racing cars was chalk full of mansh-t.
material, activities, or experiences shared between men.
when emotions overtake a man it is most likely as a result of man-sh-t. preached by a select few from central m-ssachusetts, the term man-sh-t was first used to define -ssociations between men after it was introduced into the american lexicon by the bad boys film series.
“this ain’t gay sh-t, it’s man-sh-t.”
“that was a rough day friend, we need some man-sh-t.”
when a player in sports makes an extraordinary play that makes another man look like a piece of sh-t.
wow, that was a mansh-t when that running back lowered his shoulder and rolled over the linebacker for the touchdown
when two or more males are stuck in a seemingly h-m-phobic situation.. the phrase “this isn’t gay sh-t… this is mansh-t!” can be used to effectively diffuse the situation and regain equilibrium in masculinity.
a bunch of dudes are taking a group photo, and hugging each other in a suspicious manner.

dude taking the photo: d-mn this is some gay sh-t.

other dude: this isn’t gay sh-t… this is mansh-t!
a woman so hott and s-xy, it is for real men. not for buys
son, that’s man-sh-t, she’ll kill your -ss. leave her for a real man to take care of

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