Man Stretch
man stretch: a term in which a man pulls up his pants a little higher than anyone is comfortable with and shows off that s-xy hairy leg of his and then lunges forward with one leg propped higher over someone (usually a friend or a family member) and begins to lower himself closer with his ever present package to the victim as seen above. and continues to do so until the victim moves which would cause the man stretch to stop due to fear of being ball tagged by said victim.
christian: hey buddy!
alexander: hey. what are you doing?
christian: man stretch!!!
alexander: gahh!! get that thing away from me! or so help me you won’t have it anymore!
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