Man Tears
when something is so awesome one sheds a liquid from their eyes. not tears, but man tears
john was watching the game and he shed man tears after his favorite team won.
tim shed man tears after watching avatar in imax
when one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. instead, one’s tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one’s stead.
my friend john saw that sarah mclachlan spca commercial last night and cried man tears.
the product of a completely justified shedding of liquid from the eyes of a male humanoid. note that when a man cries because of pain, irrelevant feelings or objects stuck under eyelids it does not fall under said category. exception can be made for physical damage to the b-llsack.
-dude, why are you crying, that´s not cool.
-f-ck you, i just watched the first pokémonmovie. these are mantears.
-oh, i´m sorry bro.
man tears are reserved for those of great despair that one such man cannot help.
e.g –
hayden saved his man tears for when he heard of lucy’s disease, a situation in which he could offer no help
a tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into s-xual relations.
we were watching this sh-tty movie about love, but i dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.
when my dog died, i didn’t really give a sh-t but i used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
an -j-c-l-t–n coming out of a p-n-s.
she was thirsty, so i gave her a shot of my man tears
a tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into s-xual relations.
we were watching this sh-tty movie about love, but i dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.
when my dog died, i didn’t really give a sh-t but i used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
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