man the dolphin
1. the simple act of masturbation
2. masturbation performed underwater or where there may be large amounts of water, ex: an aquarium
“sorry dude, i can’t play ball right now. i have a serious urge to man the dolphin.”
“greg, look! skeeter’s manning the dolphin!”
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