man wash
when a guy washes his hands with as little water as possible, usually without soap. he then proceeds to dry his still dirty hands transfering most of the dirt to a clean hand towel. the hands usually come away cleaner than the towel.
husband: honey, i’ve finished working in the garage.
wife: did you remember to wash your hands?
husband: (f-cking nag….to himself of course) yes dear.
wife: did you use soap?
husband: soap?
wife: you stupid f-ck head, that’s another good hand towel you’ve ruined with your man wash!
husband: shut up b-tch, or i’ll summon limecat!
1: when a man needs to clean either himself or an item of his clothing in a hurry. this is achieved by spraying his clothes or, as the case may be, himself, with copious quant-ties of deodorant. success is rare, and actual washing is always preferable, but requires substantially more time and effort, and therefore is frequently avoided.
2: when one cannot / does not have time to brush one’s teeth, and a tic tac or gum is the only viable alternative.
man 1: “dude this shirt is filthy, i can’t wear this sh-t…”
man 2: “it’s cool just give it a quick man-wash, no one will notice!”
man 2: “you f-cking stink!”
man 1: “sh-t and i’m meeting my girlfriend in 10 minutes!”
man 1: “hang on let me run inside, a quick man-wash and it’ll be fine.
body wash designed specifically for men.
my favorite type of manwash is made by old spice.
to wash a peice of clothing, without any soap or water, just spray it with a lot of axe body spray.
my hoodie smelled so i gave it a quick man wash
to try to clean your shirt or any other article of clothing using a wet cloth or even in more desperate situations, spit & your finger. used when you need to get rid of a stain (or at least make it so it’s not so noticeable) real fast & on the fly.
“john got a pasta stain on his shirt & dipped his napkin into his gl-ss of water to try to clean it”
“matt got this big -ss lasagna sauce stain on his shirt! looks like he gave it a quick man wash cuz it’s not as noticeable as it was at first”
a human car wash. traditionally run by man-washettes, a girl or team of girls who perform the man wash, visitors to a man wash are lathered up, scrubbed down and towel dried by these beautiful girls. man washes can also be recreated at home in the shower
1) i am so hot and sweaty – i could do with a man wash
2) she’s hot – she could give me a man wash any day
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