Man, whatever your mom says
man, whatever your mom says. this means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. he has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. while saying this phrase, the sayer will sh-t his pants and also m-ssive j-zz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. with love, your mom.
girlfriend: what do you wanna do babe?
boyfriend: man, whatever your mom says.
girlfriend: why does it smell like sh-t…did you f-cking j-zz yourself?!
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