Man Wife
a man’s non-h-m-s-xual guy friend that acts like a wife. constantly checking in with him and wanting to know every little detail about everything he does. usually ends up knowing more than the real wife.
wife: “your man wife is on the phone again, he needs his 30 minute update”
husband: “great! i can tell him about the pimple on my b-tt”
a man that stays home while the wife is the breadwinner
mister mom
beta male
manwife
man-wife
a man’s best friend.
joe is meeting his man-wife for a beer after work.
a man who acts like a wife
a man who represents a/the wife (even if he is not gay and is married to a woman)
a femanine man in a marrige
a man who you are married to and he likes to crossdress as a woman on a regular basis
a man who does woman things (esp steryotypical woman like things) in a marrige?
gail: hey sally, you’re howard ok? 🙂
sally: yea, he right over there busy as a bee :)-pointing-
gail: -looking- oh, i see he’s hoovering while dressed like a woman
sally : yea, he’s great. he’s my man-wife ^_^
” i wish eddie izzard was my man wife” 🙂
a bride that turns out to be a man.
y helo thar, manwife! how are your br–sts this fine day?
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