man with wife
a completely average guy suffering the realization that his marriage (long-term committed relationship) has slowly devolved into a lonely, s-xless living arrangement, usually involving an unhealthy frequency of sad masturbation.
my relationship used to include s-x and great conversations, but i’ve come to the realization that i am now just a man with wife.
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