manafarkray
a manafarkray is a hyprid species that consists of a man, a fish, a shark, and a ray. though the species has never been seen, it is typically referenced by open-water lifeguards who are tired of answering dumb questions.
tourist: ” i’m deathly afraid of sharks and i have young kids with me! do you have any sharks on this beach!?”
lifeguard: “no need to panic here, we only have manafarkray’s!”
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