Management Trainee


a taxi driving, car washing, over worked, under paid person in their mid twenties wasting their college degree on learning to take it up the p–p shoot from b-tchy customers who can’t fathem paying for a rental car.
i have a degree in animal biology. yet, i’m a management trainee. spending my days washing cars in a suit and tie in 90 degree weather for a whopping 10.46 per hour.

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